Erap buys a ballpen:
Erap: Miss, do you have a ballpen?
Clerk: Sorry, sir we don't have any ballpens
Erap (angry): Why did you name your store "Penshoppe"?
US Doctor: Mr. President, you have a brain tumor.
US Doctor: Why are you laughing?
Erap: I'm laughing because in the Philippines I have no brain but here, I have 2 more!
Erap gets really mad when he sees the next sign :"JFK LEFT". "See?" he scolds his driver. "We're so late even the airport left already".
"An angel can illumine the thought and mind of man by strengthening the power of vision, and by bringing within its reach some truth which the angel himself contemplates." ~St. Thomas Aquinas~
"In Heaven, the angelic choir sings, and a bright hosanna of music flows and swells throughout the Holy City. It is the perfect and glorious beginning to an endless day." ~Unknown~